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<P>新病毒:木呆病毒 </P>4 k/ [ y0 g7 _1 t- C7 ]! L
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<P>特徵:毒罐子外包裝有"達"字標記圈起來才是正品,一次買10罐還送一尊陳柏達帥氣肖像 </P>
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<P>中毒特徵:棄家人妻兒於不顧~整天泡野溪~不釣會四肢癱瘓動彈不得 </P>
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<P>解毒法:地漿水.雞屎白.麻雀肝.萬能餌.地瓜整鍋熬煮49小時後趁著沸滾時直接淋患者頭皮 </P>& z) ~! J, B/ }" d6 Y
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<P>中毒者:Jason </P>
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8 ~! H6 w& G( A/ H8 a( N<P>相信大家對之前一篇"兒童樂園土虱全家福"的發文者"神鬼傑森"都不陌生<IMG alt="" src="http://bbs.unitedfishingnet.com/images/smilies/default/victory.gif" border=0 smilieid="51"> </P>
l/ A! A7 F: B+ t" x1 S3 _<P>他熱衷於用蚯蚓釣土虱,但很不幸的...被我邀約放毒後<IMG alt="" src="http://bbs.unitedfishingnet.com/images/smilies/default/handshake.gif" border=0 smilieid="17"> </P>
& j6 l! w8 O( N+ r8 p' J<P>已經改行~~開始改攻粉餌釣有鱗類的了<IMG alt="" src="http://bbs.unitedfishingnet.com/images/smilies/default/lol.gif" border=0 smilieid="48"> </P>- ^) V; z1 T, y4 @6 H+ C4 j% K
<P>下一步計畫...我要加深毒素放送~~運功至他體內~讓他成為"新店溪短槍快攻神釣手"<IMG alt="" src="http://bbs.unitedfishingnet.com/images/smilies/default/tongue.gif" border=0 smilieid="49"> </P>8 F: Y1 Z- n. J
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<P>但是這幾天新店溪釣況不是很理想~所以今晚我們是去....私人CLUB---之--"不成材小搞搞樂園"</P>: }2 W* g4 t+ S# {0 J, w
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<P>最近釣運一直呈現很衰小的我.....還敲龜咧<IMG alt="" src="http://bbs.unitedfishingnet.com/images/smilies/default/cry.gif" border=0 smilieid="4"> </P> |
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